A Storm in a B Cup?

Orico-Full-CupOrico Full Cup Bust & Neck Enhancing Elixir (30ml- £27)

Orico’s Full Cup claims to ‘enhance breasts by 2 to 4 cm after 6 weeks of use’. Seriously, body oil (unless perhaps you’re drinking the stuff) can’t make your tits bigger, can it?

Having had breast cancer, surgery and reconstruction, I am in a unique position to road test this product. After six weeks will my real, right breast grow bigger than the left, reconstructed one? Skeptical I am – but this I have to try.

The oil is light and sinks right in without leaving a greasy film. It has a lovely lemongrassy-citrusy smell. For luck I smooth it all up my neck and under my arms as well. Giving my breasts a good old massage I wonder… is it the rubbing-in that might encourage bust enhancement?

I finished my bottle of Full Cup, using it almost every day. This is one of those products that becomes a bit of a ritual – an uplifting, lovely smelling treat to look forward to post-shower.

Now, the drumroll and reveal – are my breasts bigger? Hmm, well they’re not smaller. What I can truly, honestly say is that after three months in the merciless Australian sun the skin on my neck and décolletage looks plump, smooth and not the slightest bit crêpey.

From my point of view, that’s a result!

4 thoughts on “A Storm in a B Cup?

  1. there is this stuff called pueraria mirifica (brazilian rain forest product apparently ) that definitely makes breast bigger – however it is I think some form of natural oestrogen and possibly not with out issues for those people who are keeping hormone levels in check.

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